Let me tell you ‘bout the
worst little boy in school.
Just loved breakin’
the golden rule.
He’s always got
mischief on his mind.
Stays in trouble y’all all the time.

Hey Little Johnny,
what’cha gonna do next?
You’ll be coming to school,
the worst little pest.
Hey little Johnny,
what’cha gonna do?
The whole neighborhood
is talkin’ ‘bout you.

Thought you had
the teacher fooled.
But yesterday she caught on to you.
Copyin’ your homework
from Mary Jane.
You had to stay after school
and do it over again.

Hey little Johnny,
what’cha gonna do next?
Johnny coming to school
is the worst little pest.
Hey little Johnny,
what’cha gonna do?
The whole neighborhood is
talkin’ ‘bout you.

If you don’t stop throwin’
those spitballs
Your gonna flunk
yourself again this fall.
If you ain’t pullin’
some little girls hair
You got your pet frogs
jumpin’ everywhere.

Hey little Johnny
what’cha gonna do next?
You put a bad apple
on the teacher’s desk.
Hey little Johnny
what’cha gonna do next?
You put some gum on
the Principal’s chair.
Hey little Johnny
what’cha gonna do next?
You’ll be coming to school,
is the worst little pest.
Hey little Johnny
what’cha gonna do next?
The whole neighborhood
is talkin’ ’bout you.